Circum's Harem

As the sun creeps above the horizon, casting a warm glow over the cityscape below, Josh Circum stretches languidly in bed. Nestled against him is Courtney Miller, the gorgeous comedian, hypnotised into his adoring and aroused girlfriend, whose presence in his arms signals the start of another thrilling day.

A soft snore escapes from Courtney as she snoozes peacefully beside him, her form curled up like a kitten seeking warmth. Josh smiles fondly at her peaceful slumber before slipping out of bed quietly, not wanting to wake her.

The room is full of a tantalising aroma scrambled eggs and bacon being cooked downstairs, making Josh's stomach growl.