1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Has a terrarium in every room. :)
     
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  2. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Was a contestant on "Family Feud" and messed up on the question name something that squirts when touched and she said "Pussy".
     
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  3. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    Never teases me about all the "hot" girls where he^ works.
     
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Has a collection of racing snails and has won the World championship for the last 3 years
     
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  5. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Got his XNXX name after having sex all night, cumulating with a pillow fight with down filled pillows that exploded, covering him and the two college coeds completely
     
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  6. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    He is known as Mr. Grinch for his dislike of all things pertaining to the Christmas season.
     
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  7. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    She once asked Santa for something that would make her orgasm multiple times. Expecting a toy, she was surprised to find a cellphone that only listed @Male Lesbian's number.
     
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    1. Summer Direwolf
      That one truly deserves the coveted CFM. (Come Fuck Me) Award
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 12, 2019
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      Be right there :)
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
      #link
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  8. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    After dialing that number ∆ numerous times and receiving only "busy " signals she determined she would track him down and show up in his doorstep pantiless.
     
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  9. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Would see him, shake his hand and walk away
     
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  10. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    He would grab her and bundle her into his bright red van with the Christmas lights on and whisk her away to a cabin in the woods where he would spend the night writing an erotic love story while she lays tied up before him. And he would get so engrossed in his writing he'd forget to make love to her.
     
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    1. Male Lesbian
      Uh... Well... That could happen...
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
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    2. Male Lesbian
      NOT!!! Lying tied up... Hmmm...
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
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    3. Summer Direwolf
      Yes tied up and helpless, completely at his mercy
      Oh, did I mentiom that she'd be completely naked before he tied her up?
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 12, 2019
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  11. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Does NOT have an active imagination and she writes terrible erotica
     
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  12. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    Hey, he hates cold weather, and refuses to shovel snow.
     
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  13. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Hates oral sex, especially 69ing.... And don't get anywhere near her anus. The only thing she wants to do is maybe once a year do the missionary position and never ever gets on top. Hates cuddling afterwards, she runs to the bathroom to wash out her pussy from the cum load. She hates cum.
     
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    1. Summer Direwolf
      CUM? yours is yummy! Can't get enough
      .
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 12, 2019
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    2. Male Lesbian
      Your supposed to lie... I know that's impossible with you, but give it a try in this thread at least :)
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
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    3. Summer Direwolf
      He's ∆ promised to bake me snickerdoodles this Christmas.
       
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      Summer Direwolf, Dec 12, 2019
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  14. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    I have been told he ∆ has developed a special recipe for the snickerdoodles cookie that includes his cum in the batter.
    YUM!
     
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  15. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Drove truck for Nabisco, so he could brag that he gets his cookies off every day.
     
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  16. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    He's really unhandy when it cums to house repairs. He doesn't know which end of a screwdriver to use.
     
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    1. Male Lesbian
      A screwdriver has an end?
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
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    2. Summer Direwolf
      And don't even ask him what a drill is for.:dildo:
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 12, 2019
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    3. Male Lesbian
      You said that was for back rubs?
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
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    4. Summer Direwolf
      Yes my anal passage is in the back
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 13, 2019
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  17. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    I told her "why don't you do 69" and she jumped in the car and raced down the block.
     
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    1. Summer Direwolf
      My car can go even faster than that especially if I'm on my way to you.
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 12, 2019
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    2. Male Lesbian
      Well 96 is after we argue and I know how you love that.
       
      Male Lesbian, Dec 12, 2019
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    3. Summer Direwolf
      Make up sex hmmm? Why don't we try the sex first and argue afterwards?
       
      Summer Direwolf, Dec 13, 2019
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    #20198
  18. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    He says he has had enough sexual activity in the last two months to last him and he will never be horny again.
     
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    #20199
  19. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    She wanted a little prick, so I gave her a thorny rose
     
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    #20200
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