Wut?
Your grammar?
Wut?

 

Why look for a label? Be yourself, others will label you soon enough.

 

Please do it soon.

 

When I do it, it'll be as soon as shit settles in the household. Things are getting moved and packed for about a week or two, so if I started a quest now I would flake out when something needs to be done.
I'll start a twitter just so people will know when I'm running it.
Also, I'm paranoid about ruining any sex scene I would attempt, but omakes would be promoted. Although I think I mentioned that with the whole 'fanfiction' bit.
Make a fairly broad world and ruleset but simple so people can flesh it out in their stories.

 

I'll start a twitter if it gets popular, rather.

 

Only feel this way because im sick of trying to deal with so many isues wemen have,cant keep any of them happy! Want sex cant get after 28yr no sex, to me, its over! Got to find fullfilment somehow,idea of another woman makes me tired

 

No, you are not turning gay.
Bisexual maybe, but not gay.

 

Have you considered renting instead of buying?
While there are many women who are just as sick and tired of the issues men have, perhaps you ought to see a professional.
If you find the idea of paying a woman for sex abhorrent, remind yourself that one does not pay a prostitute for sex.
One pays her to leave.

 

Since there are not very many questions on this thread, I have a few questions I would love to have answered.

Where does the white go when snow melts?

Why do I drive on a parkway and park in my driveway?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

In the song "Folsom Prison Blues", Johnny Cash sings that he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Since Reno is in Nevada and Folsom prison is part of the California penal system, wouldn't he be in the Nevada pen, not Folsom?

The Big Bang Theory, a widely accepted theory of the origin of the universe and a pretty fucking funny sitcom, posits that the universe began with the rapid expansion of an Absolute Singularity.
Where did the Absolute Singularity come from?

 

Because murder is a federal crime, people are often sentenced to penitentiaries in states other than where the crime occurred. And even if they are sentenced to a prison in their own state, federal inmates are often transferred to other prisons due to different circumstances. So, that's probably why the guy in Folsom Prison Blues was in California, despite his crime having been committed in Reno.

 

here is a question for ya
i do not currently have an english wheel or plennising hammer so how can i make a compound curve replacement panel for a 1948 ford panel van rear quarter panel using only hand tools?

 

Sand bag, dollies, body hammer and a acetylene torch.

 

Murder is not a Federal crime.
Again, Folsom prison is a prison run by the state of California, not by the Federal government.
Nice try, though

 

Or if all else fails lots and lots of bodyfiller and sandpaper

 

God ate too many beans.

 

That's the most individual reasoning behind the attraction to male genitalia I have ever read. 28yrs of abstinence? What vows did you take to achieve that? Or were you in Folsom prison?

I think it is possible to have a fulfilling sex life outside of marriage or a relationship. It may not be the cause of another Absolute Singularity or contribute to the growing shortage of baby oil and although life is not necessarily what you make it, you do have a massive say in it so go forth and good luck.

This thread would of undoubtedly got more response on the sexuality forum.

 

My father was an excessively educated man, with more letters after our ridiculously long double barreled name than actually in it. Yet still he found 'Our Lord Jehovah'. Sorry, I was thinking about an Absolute Singularity and was reminded that most theories stem from mans efforts to control the masses. I could do much better than that but I heed the words of Douglas Adams.

My last sentence was 40 months, I mean a lie. I couldn't do any better of course which is why I'm normally to be found elsewhere on this site. However I can tell you that I park in a garage and drive on the road. As for the white in melted snow, frankly that's just silly, check your boots.

 

Sure. Next you're gonna try to tell me that baby oil doesn't come from babies, right?

Translation: Woops! Don't I stand corrected.

 

How long does cheese last?

 

Is it at all possible to fit the square peg in the round hole?