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  1. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I love a good smoked brisket. What weight are you cooking? And what temperature?
     
    1. conroe4
      New recipe: been cooking briskets for years. I get an untrimmed brisket only, and I look for the floppiest brisket I can find.
      It has to at least bend half way in two. This time, I slathered it them in spiced mustard for 7 days. The vinegar is supposed to break
      the meat fibers down. Wipe most of the mustard off, the rest will flake off, and it is supposed to not taste like mustard at all. We'll see.
      I split pecan wood from a tree I cut down, and gonna use that for my smoke ring. I've always used hickory, then after 5 hours, I wrap them
      in foil and toss in a stick of butter <real butter, margarine sucks> and cook them always at 225 degrees, start to finish. Another 11 hours.
      I cook my briskets for 16 hours total. They always come out perfect. It's labor intensive, but it's fool proof. By the time I've bbq-ed for
      16 hours <and drank beer, it's a must>, I'll let them in an igloo cooler and go to bed. Next day they're warm, tender, and tasty. Every single time.
       
      conroe4, Oct 24, 2019
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    2. conroe4
      Fat side up, LOTs of seasoning to make a crisp crust, and your wife will take all the credit. Just roll with it.
       
      conroe4, Oct 24, 2019
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  2. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Not being able to do the things I used to do.
     
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  3. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    My list would be shorter if I listed things that do not piss me off.
     
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  4. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    People who make decisions for other adults because they think they know better.

    Paternalism = Arrogance
     
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      I spent three days trying to remind people who have gotten their feelings hurt that this site is no reflection on them and whoever is being nasty is not worthy of their reflection.

      Nothing said or responded to in this forum will either harm or help them in their daily lives.

      Yes this is my opinion.

      Why does this challenge you so?
       
      cirdellin, Oct 24, 2019
    3. user 326
      That's literally no different than what you claim to hate.
       
      user 326, Oct 24, 2019
    4. cirdellin
      All right

      Life is too short for this tedium.

      You aren’t worth my time.

      I suggest you put me on ignore or stop bitching about me.
       
      cirdellin, Oct 24, 2019
    5. user 326
      Of course. Life is way too short to not be a hypocrite!

      Quit talking stuff you don't live. The only thing it is, is sad and pathetic.

      You wanna talk about "bitching" but you don't live that stuff. So why you talking it? Trying to feel like a big man online? Oh so badass!

      Live it or stop talking it.
       
      user 326, Oct 24, 2019
    6. cirdellin
      Bye
       
      cirdellin, Oct 24, 2019
  5. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    @Dearelliot
    Depends how close to term she is because toward the end another human being is involved.
     
    1. Dearelliot
      Yes of course on how close, we do agree, as well as it's a doctor working with her making that decision rather than politicians setting rules. .
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 25, 2019
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  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    rude arrogant people
     
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  7. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    What pisses me off... When your at the store and some 500 pound women is in front of you in line smelling like she had not had a bath in days.
     
  8. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    People who spread completely unprovoked negativity and talk "cold world" bullshit they don't live.

    There's enough of that in real life. Nobody needs it on an internet forum filled largely with people from suburban or rural backgrounds.
     
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      Whatever you need to tell yourself, Kale-eb.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2019
    3. hannahsbigdaddy
      It is whatever I say. And trying to give me names to sound racist doesn't fit you well. Oh wait yes it does.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Nov 12, 2019
  9. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    (Unrelated to what's new here) Me not being able to understand half the shit that people talk about here. Maybe if I was younger, then again maybe not.
     
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    2. Dearelliot
      Not specifically but in General, maybe no place for old men.
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 25, 2019
    3. Valspar
      I personally like people such as yourself.
      We can all learn from experience.
      Shit! I removed my "dislike" rating.
      Fucking fat thumb.
      Sorry.
       
      Valspar, Oct 25, 2019
    4. conroe4
      Dearelliot,

      Hehehe, has the dear build in.

      I googled cold world, cause I'm an old man too, and it's either some song done over 4 times,
      or some kid's video game. I lost interest rapidly.
       
      conroe4, Oct 25, 2019
    5. Dearelliot
      Re learning from experience, Yes well I'm learning a lot slower and retaining a lot less but shit it comes with the territory.
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 25, 2019
    6. user 326
      Lol @ the fakest people here talking shit as usual.

      You had to use Google to figure out the phrase "It's a cold world"? Seriously?

      And you actually think you're the one who should be talking shit?

      Wow.

      I also especially love a supposedly grown ass man saying "Hehehe". Wow.
       
      user 326, Oct 26, 2019
  10. David58

    David58 Porn Star

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    People buying pets from a pet shop. So many dogs and cats need to be rescue from shelter.
    Never shop always adopt
     
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  11. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    It pisses me off when my loofa sponge comes apart halfway through a shower. It also pisses me off that I use a loofa sponge. Anyone got a spare man card I can borrow?
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Well you could always switch to steel wool. That sounds manly!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 26, 2019
    2. SoutheastUSofA
      Or at least sandpaper.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Oct 26, 2019
  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, here's what really grinds my gears. The black paint on my truck. When it's washed and waxed, it's a thing of beauty.
    The problem is, it's dirty again the next day. Impossible to keep clean.
    Life is hard.
     
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  13. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    It pisses me off that things are built like shit any more nothing last it all breaks to soon and every thing is made in 3 world country's by 5 year olds.
     
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  14. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Feeling like zoo dirt...
     
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    1. Valspar
      Sounds crappy.
      Ba dump tissss!
      ;)
       
      Valspar, Oct 26, 2019
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  15. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    Not many things bother me but this does !! Having my mail box crammed so full of Junk mail !! That there's barely room for my mail.
    Which mainly consist of Insurance offers that I have to shred !!
     
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  16. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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    Untruthful Cockteases. Oh, and stickers on produce....
     
    1. user 326
      So in other words women who don't give in to your manipulation or harassment.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2019